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“Please, don't torture me with cliches. If you're going to try to intimidate me, have the courtesy to go away for a while, acquire a better education, improve your vocabulary, and come back with some fresh metaphors.” -Dean Koontz

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daphnetrodon:

daphnetrodon:

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

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vodouist:

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a little known fact

pardon-my-venting:

vergeangst:

4penises:

cloudidiot:

cloudidiot:

IM GONNA CRY!!!!!

please look at this….it’s going to change your life

for those nervous about clicking the link - it’s a bongo cat that you can control to play music! 

Omg this is so amazing! Its so cute and it has 3 different instruments (excluding cymbal) and its meow is so cute??? I’m McCrying

I hope Bongo Cat’s creator is getting their bag tho

sludgepop:

criticizing childrens media is important and absolutely necessary but when i say i dont want discourse about kids shows im not saying ‘dont call out the racism in thia show, its for kids, it doesnt matter’ what im saying is no i dont want to see essays on why catra from she ra is an irredeemable abuser written by a 26 year old who doesnt go outside

texelations:
“ Why are they always messing with him
[X]
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texelations:

Why are they always messing with him

[X]

digitalsnail:

id like to believe elaine’s as sassy as blue was

Anonymous said: I hate how lovecraft got such a nice gentle face like,,,,,, there were so many people so much more deserving of that face you racist dick. Give it back.

worldsworstfather:

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no offence but are you like……………….okay?

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab

Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd

Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now

itsgonnabeacoldwinter-soldier:
“ furbytheminx:
“ dandridgegirl:
“ adreamdeferred:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ blackgirloutrage2:
“PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling...

itsgonnabeacoldwinter-soldier:

furbytheminx:

dandridgegirl:

adreamdeferred:

dynastylnoire:

blackgirloutrage2:

PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first.

I’m in a FB group where dudes 30 and older were having full tantrums over this post. These are the same guys that admit:

Not deleting nudes post break up

Not believing when women that were sexually assaulted

Not believing sex with a partner that is sleeping is rape

Etc.

Please do not date people that take issue with your protecting yourself.

i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety.

Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text.

Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more.

All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge.

legfruit:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache